Last night saw Stuart telling his Ambulance crew buddies that he fires blanks, this is all whilst they are in the emergency room casting over some of the dregs of society with Stuart proclaiming that he is pleased that he is biologically incapable of adding to the ranks. Being on a bit of a high in this episode Stuart manages to get himself a date with Angie a student and Eco-campaigner he met a couple of weeks back. this is where the laughs start.
Angie already has a boyfriend or at least a friend who she seems to get a long pretty well with, if you know what I men. Stuart pops round to the house and Angie kisses him coming through that door, nothing wrong with that right? Well there wouldn't be if Angie hadn't just finished servicing her boyfriends manhood with her mouth. Stuart immediately reacts by saying what is that taste but is not to put off and ends up in bed with her. The hilarity with Stuart and the boyfriend continues with Stuart eventually finding the boyfriends pants on the bedroom floor and discovering what the taste in his mouth was.
Don't let all of that fool you before Stuart finally managed to bed Angie he was having some problems which may require him to watch a certain advert involving legendary footballer Pele, we soon learn that these problems are linked to his father who he has not spoken to in 17 years but called him only a couple of days back. Stuart agrees with his Best Mate Maxine, the Police Sergeant and decides to ring his father knowing that his erection problems won't be put right until he faces him.
Maxine plays a big part in the story, along with the fire department in this episode. The police, ambulance and fire service all seem to attend incident's at the same time no matter what the problem. Stuart and his ambulance buddies are simply trying to get there before the firemen in order to pick up any hot girls that maybe at the scene. We also know from last week that cop Maxine really fancies Sturat but hasn't told him yet, she decided that joining a dating website was the best way forward. She gets a date with some guy who turns up to take her out with his opening line being "you look nice, well better than your photo's anyway". I'm no expert on women but I'm pretty sure that's not the best line to come out with when going on a date. The date goes horrendously as the guy is driving his car around with no documents causing Maxine to make him stop and check his credentials.
So that's the second episode for you, like I say hopefully we are going to be seeing plenty more of Sirens on Channel 4 this year. Tomorrow will see my first review of Falling Skies which goes out on the FX channel here tonight, cheers.
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