Review: GEORDIE SHORE: THE ESSENCE OF NEWCASTLE Episode 1

Is it just me or is Geordie Shore even worse with s.e.x and swearing this year? I mean I wasn't counting or anything but there was a lot, not that I mind of course but I'm just saying. Geordie Shore is back and in the fashion we have come to expect with a couple of new faces for us to talk about, Ricci and Rebecca are the new faces, one didn't speak so much, the other had plenty to say, any guesses?

Yeah, you got it Rebecca, one of Newcastle's biggest mouths clearly put in the mix to wind snake tonged Vicky up, and why not? We all saw her during the first season and in Magaluf Madness, she's crazy. A shame really because Vicky is the most attractive of all the women in there and at times can come across like a girl you would want to introduce to your parents, then, she gets drunk, leary starts to swear and commits adultry (well not quite their not married).

Rebecca "Look at us, I'm classey" just then she rolls off the bed mortal drunk onto her head, yeah real classy. Jay didn't really seem to care to much, can't say I would either. Don't worry though I think the makeup on her face will have cushioned her blow.

Not a lot to go on with the new guy in the house Ricci, seems like he is pretty cool although I think his pursuit of Vicky is going to cause some problems with Jay, especially when the guys are drunk (most of the time then).

Got to hand it to Gaz, just after his lecture from Charlotte's mother they both get drunk half naked in the hot tub and end up in the shag pad/shed, it's a shed that's nicely decorated let's be honest. The shed got plenty of use during this opening episode especially from Gaz as you would expect, just getting his Parsnip back with Charlotte he slopes off the day after with some blonde who just popped to Newcastle for the weekend, hey. That's how we roll up here.

None of the guys in the house got on my nerves this time round, don't get me wrong there is time yet but during this episode I think they were all pretty funny, most notaly James, I could have a pint with this guy. It just seems at times that he does not know where to put himself, that scene where him and Vicky were spray tanning the Roley poly stripper, hilarious.

As far as the girls go, I don't really have much time for new girl Rebecca although she should provide some fireworks, Vicky is growing on me and as far as the other three go I think they are all pretty funny especially when they are being interviewed and or drunk.

Geordie Shore is well and truly back and it seems that this time the behaviour is going to be a lot worse, up here in Newcastle the show gets a mixed reaction from people hating it to people (like me) loving it, I really do find it very amusing some people just take things so seriously, people know well enough that is not how everyone in Newcastle behaves (I hope).

Newcastle Nightlife Locations - Clubs & Bars

Bijoux Bar - Location: Newcastle's Diamond Strip (I believe), A place I have never been but have heard plenty about.

Riverside Nightclub - Location: Newcastle Quayside, Last time I was in this place it was called Sea, that was back in my days as a DJ, unfortunately I never had the pleasure of doing a set at Riverside, you guys want to hire me? I was pretty good, apparently.

Geordie Shore Music

David Guetta Ft Nicki Minaj & Flo Rida - Where Them Girls At

DEV Ft The Cataracs - Bass Down Low

LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem

LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It

Chris Brown Ft Benny Benassi - Beautiful People

Hope you enjoyed the return of Geordie Shore, please leave your comments and let me know what you think, every episode will be reviewed (well, talked about), I will also always provide the music and the locations for you. I hope this turns out better than my latest movie review of The Inbetweeners, I totally slated the movie and James Buckley who plays Jay contacted me on Twitter telling me that I am, and I quote a "Bus Wanker", HA, Catch you next week.