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13:04
Wetter Than an otters pocket, that's a new one up here in Newcastle, or maybe I'm just not quite hip enough to know about it. Either way I don't really care. Geordie Shore was back again last night with the second episode from it second season (officially), they all went to Magaluf for a couple of specials last summer remember. It was pretty much same old same old for the house mates, getting mortal (extremely drunk) usually to the point where at least one of them is incapable of looking after themselves (classy), would you really be going and getting yourself that drunk? Charlotte? Oh, yeah she did.
Join me as always to talk about what went down on the latest episode, with a full list of the music used in last nights show and all the names of bars and club nights that where attended.
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| Some Charva's |
Rebecca still seems to be under some sort of illusion that she is extremely attractive, anyone seen her in real life? Honestly, because on TV she looks terrible, make up applied with a cement trawl. Jay seems to think she is attractive, and that's after he went for Vicky last year, personally I would stick with Vicky. Loved the way James described Rebecca, "she is like a radgy charva's pet rotweiller", I can second that, hope she doesn't come looking for me. What's a charva? take a look at the picture on the right, they are Charva's.
Charlotte left, feel a bit sorry for her actually, although she doesn't half bring it on herself, she went to Gaz's room can't resist that parsnip apparently, 12" parsnip at that. Gaz at lest if only a little did try to tell her no but she wouldn't take that for an answer. Upset, understandably but she has known Gaz for long enough now, he's not interested in a relationship and does not want to be tied to one woman so why does she keep doing it to herself. I'm sure she will be back next week head sorted and all that.
As much as I don't like Rebecca, I do think the new guy in the house Ricci is pretty funny, he has fitted in straight away but seems to have made the mistake that Jay did last year and fallen straight Vicky, she says she is committed to her boyfriend, it really doesn't seem like it and anyway Ricci knows how to treat a girl, right? Get her a kebab, she had butterfly's apparently.
The Big Fight - Gaz v Jay, really no winner was there? Just a bit of drunk pushing and shoving over nothing really. Being drunk Jay thought Gaz had shagged his bird, for once Gaz hadn't shagged anyone and was actually telling his mate the truth, you can't do that to your mates.
Bar's and Nightclubs
Florita's - located on Newcastle's diamond strip, very good club been in their a few times generally around the time that I don't remember to much.
Ohso - A club I have never been in but heard plenty about.
It was Tuesday, so in Newcastle that means it's Coozday, a club night that I have never been to but heard plenty about. It's not a bar it's an event hosted in a bar located within the Gate in Newcastle. It's supposed to be a pretty good night.
Geordie Shore Playlist
Katy Perry - Firework
Flo Rida - Good Feeling
Kelis - Bounce
David Guetta Ft Usher - Without You
There were two more tracks but unfortunately I don't know the names, any ideas? Make sure you follow us on Twitter or Facebook to keep up with all the latest from Geordie Shore.
11:01
Is it just me or is Geordie Shore even worse with s.e.x and swearing this year? I mean I wasn't counting or anything but there was a lot, not that I mind of course but I'm just saying. Geordie Shore is back and in the fashion we have come to expect with a couple of new faces for us to talk about, Ricci and Rebecca are the new faces, one didn't speak so much, the other had plenty to say, any guesses?
Yeah, you got it Rebecca, one of Newcastle's biggest mouths clearly put in the mix to wind snake tonged Vicky up, and why not? We all saw her during the first season and in Magaluf Madness, she's crazy. A shame really because Vicky is the most attractive of all the women in there and at times can come across like a girl you would want to introduce to your parents, then, she gets drunk, leary starts to swear and commits adultry (well not quite their not married).
Rebecca "Look at us, I'm classey" just then she rolls off the bed mortal drunk onto her head, yeah real classy. Jay didn't really seem to care to much, can't say I would either. Don't worry though I think the makeup on her face will have cushioned her blow.
Not a lot to go on with the new guy in the house Ricci, seems like he is pretty cool although I think his pursuit of Vicky is going to cause some problems with Jay, especially when the guys are drunk (most of the time then).
Got to hand it to Gaz, just after his lecture from Charlotte's mother they both get drunk half naked in the hot tub and end up in the shag pad/shed, it's a shed that's nicely decorated let's be honest. The shed got plenty of use during this opening episode especially from Gaz as you would expect, just getting his Parsnip back with Charlotte he slopes off the day after with some blonde who just popped to Newcastle for the weekend, hey. That's how we roll up here.
None of the guys in the house got on my nerves this time round, don't get me wrong there is time yet but during this episode I think they were all pretty funny, most notaly James, I could have a pint with this guy. It just seems at times that he does not know where to put himself, that scene where him and Vicky were spray tanning the Roley poly stripper, hilarious.
As far as the girls go, I don't really have much time for new girl Rebecca although she should provide some fireworks, Vicky is growing on me and as far as the other three go I think they are all pretty funny especially when they are being interviewed and or drunk.
Geordie Shore is well and truly back and it seems that this time the behaviour is going to be a lot worse, up here in Newcastle the show gets a mixed reaction from people hating it to people (like me) loving it, I really do find it very amusing some people just take things so seriously, people know well enough that is not how everyone in Newcastle behaves (I hope).
Newcastle Nightlife Locations - Clubs & Bars
Bijoux Bar - Location: Newcastle's Diamond Strip (I believe), A place I have never been but have heard plenty about.
Riverside Nightclub - Location: Newcastle Quayside, Last time I was in this place it was called Sea, that was back in my days as a DJ, unfortunately I never had the pleasure of doing a set at Riverside, you guys want to hire me? I was pretty good, apparently.
Geordie Shore Music
David Guetta Ft Nicki Minaj & Flo Rida - Where Them Girls At
DEV Ft The Cataracs - Bass Down Low
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
Chris Brown Ft Benny Benassi - Beautiful People
Hope you enjoyed the return of Geordie Shore, please leave your comments and let me know what you think, every episode will be reviewed (well, talked about), I will also always provide the music and the locations for you. I hope this turns out better than my latest movie review of The Inbetweeners, I totally slated the movie and James Buckley who plays Jay contacted me on Twitter telling me that I am, and I quote a "Bus Wanker", HA, Catch you next week.
13:26
Geordie Shore is back, not only returning from the sunny beaches of Magaluf to the rainy streets of Newcastle but, they are back on our TV screens come Tuesday January 31st at 10pm. England’s answer to Jersey Shore will be back in the full swing of Newcastle’s night life, all the original cast apart from Greg (I think as he in not in any of the promotional photo’s) will return (unfortunately) and there will be two new cast members for us to get used to.
First off we have 18 year old Geordie lass Rebecca Walker, feisty and not afraid of an argument apparently. No doubt put into the mix by producers to wind up poisoned tongue Vicky, should be good fun providing that Vicky does not spit in her face like she did with Jay in Magaluf Madness. Then we have Ricci Guarnaccio (sounds really Geordie), a bit of an Italian stallion apparently who spends all day in the gym believing that men want to be him and ladies want to be with him, sounds like a right dick in my opinion.
Want to see the TRAILER? Then go HERE to MTV
There really is not that much to say other than expect more of the same drinking, shagging, throwing up, tantrums and punch-ups.
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